5 Things to Ask Before Booking an Erotic Massage.

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So, you’re thinking about booking an erotic massage? Excellent choice! Whether you’re flying solo or with a partner, everyone deserves a little (or a lot) of pleasure. But before you dive headfirst (or body-first) into the experience, let’s make sure you don’t end up in an awkward situation that’s more ‘mildly concerning’ than ‘deeply relaxing.’ Here are five essential questions to ask before you get your kit off.

1 What services are actually included?

Not all erotic massages are created equal. Some are all about the sensual relaxation, while others… let’s just say they take things a little further. Asking upfront saves you from any eyebrow-raising surprises. Nobody wants to expect a slow, sensual back rub and get hit with an unexpected ‘surprise ending.’

2 What are the hygiene standards?

If you wouldn’t eat off the table, don’t lie naked on it. Clean towels, fresh linens, and a masseuse who doesn’t smell like yesterday’s regrets are absolute musts. If you walk in and see a bottle of baby oil that looks like it’s been there since 1997—run.

3 Do I need to bring anything?

Some places provide everything, while others might expect you to bring your own towel, preferred massage oil, or even proof of booking. Check beforehand unless you enjoy the thrill of turning up unprepared and deeply confused.

4 Is discretion guaranteed?

Look, some experiences are best kept between you, the masseuse, and possibly your diary. If privacy is important, make sure they don’t have a ‘tag yourself’ policy on Instagram. A queer-friendly space should also emphasize confidentiality and respect for all identities.

5 What’s the etiquette?

Just because it’s an erotic massage doesn’t mean you can throw manners out the window. Knowing the boundaries will help you relax instead of constantly wondering,

‘Wait, am I allowed to do that?’